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Oh my god I only just now learned about Crowdstrike sending $10 Uber Eats vouchers to their customers...
Why would you do that as a company??? If you're going to put a price on someone's misery, make sure it's the right one, not 10 dollars...
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@freakazoid I'm not sure that that strategy's going to pay off, given that their stock price has *remained* low and even the opportunistic vulture traders seem uninterested in the company now
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@joepie91 I've learned never to overestimate execs when it comes to inertia.
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@joepie91 don't forget the part were they couldn't be redeemed because crowdstrike cancelled them
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@joepie91 Actually, this is a "we know you're stuck with us because your boss's boss chose us not you, so shut the fuck up" prize.