@183231bcb@transfem.social I ended up getting a GuliKit KingKong 2 Pro controller, and I've been quite happy with it:
- Feels very pleasant and high-quality
- Can be used either wired or wireless
- Works out of the box on pretty much everything, including consoles and Linux
- Has drift-free analog sticks with a *very* tiny (and configurable) deadzone
- All configuration (optional) is done through special key combinations, not in drivers, this includes a key swap for action buttons (for switching to mapping conventions of different consoles)

The one I bought did arrive with a sticky switch; I asked them to send me a replacement switch (wanted to replace it myself) and they sent me a 4-pack. I assume they also do normal repairs. The one major downside is the price.