subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically
Me: 🦝 Every time I've asked fedi for technical advice it's been so horrifically unhelpful that I've ended up muting the thread, I've done it too many times and I'm not falling for it any more
Also me: 🦝 lol hey fedi recommend me a toaster
Also also me half an hour of broiler and oven recommendations later 🦝 DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT A TOASTER IS
subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically
I bloody see you faving this, guy who ends every toot with a warning saying "for the love of god if you reply to this with advice I swear I'll dig up your ancestors and kick them in the skeleton bollocks," there was a time when I read those and thought "whoa lad" but believe me I Get It now
subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically
🦝 it'll be alright, toasters aren't technical at all, they're like the simplest thing, fedi can't possibly mess this up
🐰 I don't own a toaster but I googled one for you
🐴 I got an air fryer
🦊 have you tried using a pan
🐭 broiler ftw
🦆 no wait, listen, listen - MICROWAVE, right,
TECHNICALLY i'm making a recommendation but it's only semi-serious (was: re: subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically)
@ifixcoinops honestly this is why i started adding "purple" to my product searches
i now have a purple toaster (which i haven't used in years, as we've got a toaster oven), a purple hair dryer, a purple rug, etc
the toaster works fine, it doesn't purple the bread or anything. it's an Oster toaster i think
TECHNICALLY i'm making a recommendation but it's only semi-serious (was: re: subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically)
@rey what on god's green earth
I don't know whether this is the worst take so far or the best but you get ten points for not turning the bread purple
re: TECHNICALLY i'm making a recommendation but it's only semi-serious (was: re: subtooting the entire fediverse, all my followers, and you specifically)
@ifixcoinops @rey I think you meant 'purple earth'
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