Mozilla really is the Gargron of browsers
(And usually also the money, not just the oxygen)
@joepie91 browser boy 
"Centrist?"
Seriously, though, my problem with these organizations is ground level.
You're legally something other than a megacorp? But you treat your employees same or worse?
Congratulations, you're a corpo.
@joepie91 we could even name it after Mozilla.. Mozbro or something
@joepie91 Same for Gitlab. But at least Gitlab and Mastodon have viable (-ish) alternatives.
@joepie91 And sadly still the best we have in that space. But I guess that kinda goes for both as well, eh?
In all seriousness, we need a reusable term for this sort of dude/organization; that profiles itself as progressive in the context of the mediocre status quo, while never actually addressing the systemic issues, and taking the oxygen out of the room of those people who *are* trying to address those issues