Hrm. There's an idea.
I'm not sure it'd actually work, but the MC14500B is simple enough with its 16 instructions that I could actually emulate an 8-bit wide, two-cycle Von Neumann version of it with, say, an Atmel MCU. Same 16 opcodes, just a wider data path and integrated program counter and return stack.
The code to execute the instruction could literally be a 16-case switch statement on the low four bits of the opcode byte. A 16-bit variable for PC, boolean flags for IEN and OEN, a byte variable for the result register, and functions to load and store to and from the address/data bus using GPIO pins.
@elfi Yuck.