Never buy an electrical without a power switch, and that goes double if it has a battery, and triple if it has LEDs

This thing should come with a thick black fabric bag to keep it in because IT IS ALWAYS FLASHING SOME LIGHTS

I'm quite impressed with the battery life, at least

How do you design a device with 4 colored lighting modes and not just out in a simple 5th: TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

I'm not joking when I say this is an accessiblity issue: I have ADHD. This is a device that won't stop flashing lights.

This shit shouldn't be allowed

Look I make bad computer peripherals ON PURPOSE and even I, creator of both Tooth and Hair keyboards (and I have fake blood waiting for the next one), consider it a design too horrible to be released on an unsuspecting public

I want mechanical keyboard fans to pay for what they've done and I wouldn't even imagine building a device this detrimental to attention spans

WHERE IS THE CEO OF RGB LIGHTING I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK

I unscrew the first screw in the handle and immediately bright blue light spills free from it. This thing doesn't have lights, this thing is full of light and it escapes through any seams or holes in the containment vessel.
I'm doing surgery on an angel here and I don't expect them to survive it

(I'm a pope, so that's okay)

My camera is having trouble photographing the true glory of this device, it's all BE NOT AFRAID and I'm looking like Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments after he meets God. My skin is leathery and sunburned, my beard white, my eyes blinded by the things Man was not meant to see