It's been 30 years but I'm still mad at the punk who snuck SMARTDRV.EXE into the install process but fucked it up so that it's BEFORE the @ ECHO OFF line.
Yeah the Mastodon/Hometown layout REALLY isn't designed for tiny screens. And I'm kinda cheating here, I've got a virtual high-end graphics card, so this is 256 colors at 800x600!