I had a dream last night that fantasy creatures existed in our world and as a result the fediverse had strange discourse regarding our fantasy world

My favorites include:
Discourse about how satyrs can be ace.
Advocacy against unicorn horn hunting.
People jealous that druids could become cats.
Witchcraft against politicians being a genuine threat and people making posts about how to do it only for it to treated kinda like piracy on here where bigger instances throw a tantrum about it sometimes.
Black market trading of illegal potions that made people turn into the gender they identify as.
The mermaid sex workers.
And the yearning to abandon capitalism and to frolic in the forest being so much more intense somehow.