horrifyingly grim and traumatic and penises 

Read an article about a new penis enlargement technique where they slice your donger and spread it open like a hot dog bun and stuff a big silicone lump in there and that led me down a horrifying internet rabbithole to the survivors' forums for this butchery where dudes say hey so my penile skin has eroded and the end of the wedge is sticking out, is this normal, and I want to just drive around with van-mounted megaphones shouting YOUR PENIS IS FINE AND BEAUTIFUL AND ANYBODY WHO CRITIQUES ITS VOLUME ISN'T WORTH THE TIME OF DAY on repeat until I get arrested

horrifyingly grim and traumatic and swearing and penises 

Oh here's the article if you'd like to join me in this dark place archive.is/UtyAx

In other news, I aw slightly concerned at the number of you who saw a CW that read "horrifyingly grim and traumatic and swearing and penises" and decided HELL YEAH I'M GONNA OPEN THAT

Some folk need to watch that Steve Sullivan video I posted earlier, have a gander at nine naked men just walking down the road, I'm convinced folk only see penises in porn and end up thinking theirs is too small when it's not

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@ifixcoinops I remember that video, it deserves more attention in this day and age

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