Tanuki
i don't know how tf i've managed to not be called for jury duty ever. i'm like, begging for it to happen now. or for a sign that i'm actually just a fae pupycreacher and there's not any real evidence of my existence
@astra that'd be a power move to try to summon you with no avail
@kandyelmo plural fae being like, "you didn't use the right name. it changed 15 minutes ago. it will change again"
@astra @kandyelmo Humans are so much touchier about giving their RSA keys than their names :'(
@elfi @kandyelmo getting fed up with a human like "you know what? fuck you *unsalts your password*"
@elfi @kandyelmo RSA key name