Would you want the power to summon celebratory confetti at any time?
because you basically do, get to it
Confetti is like a kid-friendly version of the impulse to completely trash a room in excitement
I know that if were like, a rich asshole, i would be like a rock star that trashes the hell out of every room i stay in. It's not necessarily like, a violent impulse it's just like
look i picked up the tv and now it's broken on the floor. i did that, look.
and not cleaning it up is half the joy. it's like, i left that in the world
i'm the joker
*spills family-sized bag of m&ms on the floor, walks out*
@heatherhorns hey, there are puppers on fedi who could get sick on these >:(
@elfi @heatherhorns *notices one, wolfs it down, starts eating more*
@deejvalen @heatherhorns no cherry! Not for puppers! Spit it out! D:
@elfi @heatherhorns *growls as she continues vacuuming them up*
@deejvalen @heatherhorns noooooo \*rides around on head trying to hold you back!\*
@deejvalen @heatherhorns if you get sick I am gonna curse Heather so bad
@elfi @heatherhorns c:< not my problem
@elfi @heatherhorns RRRRRRRHHHHHHHH *swallows the last one*