Woke up with the sentence "my boyfriend says he's cooking up something, but all I see is him sauteing hot iron nails in a pan"

My right nostril feels like a giant flashing weak spot, like if someone poked it with a stick I'd spontaneously explode like the death star

moth moth moth moth

baby baby baby baby

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

Make up an eclipse phase character

Mine's Jamitov HIMEM, a pre-fall guy who uploaded himself to his powersuit, which still runs on a Cyrix mIII. A touch slow and longs for "the old days"

Gundam puns about vague recollections of lists full of silly puns woo

"Hey [sis]!"
'Yeah?'
"Do you think I could disinfect myself by pouring peppermint schnapps up my nostrils?"
'Maybe? At least it'd clear you up'

not that I would. I only figured out that my right nostril was just try and needed recirculated mask air, and if poking it with a stick before then would've made me explode like a death star, that'd be like shooting the thermal exhaust port with another death star

So, kids, remember, mask up, wash your hands, and take your fuckin vaccines and boosters, lest you be off to see my lady Titania early

not because of the 'vid mind you

Okay I think I'm lucid enough to realize I should take some nyquil and lay down