Old Roommate: (opens door)
Me: Greetings and salutations, we're coming at you live from Termina with up to the minute coverage of P-P-P-P-PANDEMOONIUM (arooooo) In local news, it's just past noon of the final day and our little green man Link is already going to pack up and punch out to the past! But for our listeners at home without access to causality-violating princess perks, here's the weather! We're looking at a high of a brisk 2°C with clear skies--looming celestial boddy not withstanding--but with tidal forces bringing in strong winds and lowland flooding. But the day is still young, so seize it and get out while you still can! Seriously, run, don't walk. And now a word from our sponsors.
Old Roommate:
Me:
Phone: (malo mart theme plays)