this show is deeply indecipherable to me

am i too gay for this??? is that the problem????

i need someone who is like ten times my smart and with at least a third of my gay energy to parse this for me

these boys BETTER be fuckin'

i am TERRIFIED that this is going to FranXX me and have Shinzo Abe show up to turn to the camera and say "Do your part for Japan." as he hands me a condom with a hole punctured in it.

i don't understand what is happening at all

wait NO

why does anime gotta keep having JK girls wanna fuck adult men!?!?!?!?!?!?!?