porn idea
character realizes they're in a shameless smut setting becaude magic ONLY works in horny ways
porn idea
can they cast a spell to produce light? no
can they cast a spell to make someones dick glow like a lightsaber? yes, easily.
porn idea
fireball exists in the sense that it makes all people within a circle aoe feel like their bodies are burning up with horny enregy and frankly the wizard is upset that thats the closest it gets
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@fluxom_alt you say porn but now I'm imagining an ace protag who spends much of the story studying the metaphysics of a horny narrative setting and how to break out of it, while all the sex happens with the other characters
