Dreamt that Hard Gay had a patreon and someone jokingly signed me up for his door-to-door wakeup service, where he came and knocked wildly until you answered, and posted a tally of people who took over a minute to answer, thus encouraging prompt responses

Never thought I'd dream about answering the door to Hard Gay while topless and covering my breasts with just one arm

Brain, can I just ask one thing: why the fuck