hey does anyone know too much about kirby i need to run something by you if you do

Kirby: Kirby is beyond simple ideas like "politics" or "gender" or "anything that isn't food". the greatest force for good in the galaxy. trust them with your heart. don't trust them with your cake

Bandana Waddle Dee: Nonbinary marxist who is extremely tired and beaten down by the system

King Dedede: Monarchist is the easy answer, but really they're one of those people who describes themselves as "socially liberal but fiscally conservative". This is mostly a cover for their fear that someday waddle dee is going to take all of their money and redistribute it.

Meta Knight: reformed incel who took all of his miserable self-hatey energy and shifted to solely focusing on The Blade. Tries not to think about anything that isn't The Blade at any given moment.

Rick & Kine & Coo: Environmental conservation focused democratic socialists

Marx: Tankie.

Gooey: gooey

Adeleine & Ribbon: Liberal who posts comics on twitter about how having hope will help us defeat facism. (i'm sorry for doing this to you adeleine)

Dark Meta Knight: Facist Incel who spends most his time trying to make Adeleine angry by bothering her in her twitter mentions. doesn't actually have political beliefs so much as he is just an asshole who wants to make people miserable. bought a katana online once.

Daroach: he wants to steal. if you ask he says anarchist but he really only wants to steal. shoplifting is praxis, and so is every other form or theft you can think of, and basically nothing else is praxis tbh

Magolor: Libertarian. duh. this one is obvious

Taranza: One of those people who used to be a kinda uncomfortalbe vaguely-alt-right adjacent youtuber but is trying to pivot into lefttube recently and you're never quite sure if it's a grift or not. started crying at a "tfw no gf" post once and you weren't sure what to do.

Susie: She says she's a trans woman libertarian but it's 100% a grift to scam money off of rich tech dudes. this will come back to bite her in the ass in a huge way someday but she's doing too much robo-cocaine off their money to care.

The Three Mage-Sisters: Trans women who are trying to escape their past of being in a conservative religious apocalypse cult. have not figured out where in the leftist spectrum they land yet but will eventually settle in somewhere on the anarchist spectrum (because it seems like the fastest route towards being able to beat up cops)