look, if you're going to pick a tongue twister for chorus maybe don't sing all the words connected together #eurovision
Did Spain move to the Middle East? I thought I accidentally launched Stronghold Crusader. Very odd. #eurovision
The furries are back #eurovision
Child Eurovision sounds like hell on earth. #eurovision
"she looks a bit like bacon on a slab" #eurovision
Is this the scene where she uses the medical pod to remove the alien from her chest cavity without anaesthetic? #eurovision
Ok, I think Sweden might win. Not my thing but the crowd reaction was huuuge. #eurovision
OH: "Albania. The Milton Keynes of Europe." #eurovision
Albania:
- lead singer: promoting the Light of Kahless
- backing guy: hosting a snooker show
- backing woman: wants to see the manager
I think my gran had the lampshade he's wearing. #italy #eurovision
Estonia's singer wearing earrings that demonstrate liquid metal overclocking gone wrong #eurovision
Estonia had a great singer, but was missing more uplifting musical backing to make it shine. #eurovision
Fuck yeah Finland! Slavbass meets Rammstein! #eurovision
Laughed my ass off at Finland's entry. They understood the assignment. #eurovision
Synthwave time! Just brace yourself for them going full djent mode. #australia #eurovision
DROP D BREAKDOWN TIME #eurovision
This is fucking incredible. Devin Townsend does #Eurovision. #australia
Seriously if you asked Strapping Young Lad to make a #Eurovision track, you'd have gotten Australia's entry. 11/10, that's going in a playlist.
Campest entry so far, and that's saying something. #eurovision
Where did they find that CRT? Looks like someone nicked it and threw it over a wall. #eurovision
Oh it's Liverpool.
she's wearing eels? #eurovision
Armenia: shit song, clever lighting. #eurovision
Except for that purple bit at the end.
The hair looks like something from Red Dwarf. #moldova #eurovision
had to pause a couple mins so will be behind a little now
Where have I heard this cadence and chord progression before? The tune is similar to Pirates of the Carribbean but the vocal cadence specifically is familiar. #norway #eurovision
Heated debate over whether ultrasonic counts as out of key. #eurovision
Germany: BRING OUT THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN! #eurovision
First time I think I've ever heard a proper metal scream at #eurovision
Germany's drummer looks like Reddit. #eurovision
Nothing snarky to say about Lithuania. Catchy track, she can seriously sing (that lung capacity!). Perhaps not the most energetic but knows the crowd and a damn good entry. #eurovision
Israel doing everything right except the lyrics... oh I just got to the rap bit. #eurovision
This begs the question: what IS the power of a unicorn? #eurovision
Lead singer of Slovenia reminds me of Pacho Herrera from Narcos and it's weirding me out. #eurovision
Croatia's entry was the audiovisual equivalent of being slapped with a large cod wearing lipstick. #eurovision
