thinking about petting cats
(I don't have any cats to pet I'm just thinking about it)
@Dee will you be getting cats to pet? they are very nice when not scritching you
@ckie I have no plans regarding cats for petting at the moment
@Dee@fedi.underscore.world
@ckie if a cat breaks into my apartment I'll probably pet it, tbh (if the cat wants me to)
@Dee and if I break into your apartment?
@ckie slightly less impressive than a cat doing it, but I could pet you, too (if you wanted)
@Dee and if I pick your door's lock open and then let my cat go in first? do you use both hands to pet each one of us?
@ckie are you trying to figure out how to dos me?
@Dee no, I'm just very innocently asking questions to determine how many pets we may be allowed to get from you
@ckie look, I haven't figured out the scheduling
