@Dee the best things do not happen with much planning

@ckie if a cat breaks into my apartment I'll probably pet it, tbh (if the cat wants me to)

@Dee and if I break into your apartment?

@ckie slightly less impressive than a cat doing it, but I could pet you, too (if you wanted)

@Dee and if I pick your door's lock open and then let my cat go in first? do you use both hands to pet each one of us?

@ckie are you trying to figure out how to dos me?

@Dee no, I'm just very innocently asking questions to determine how many pets we may be allowed to get from you

@ckie look, I haven't figured out the scheduling