sex at reader, silly, I call you bro and man a bunch for comedic effect 

bro suck my dick bro you gotta bro it's a lifesaving measure, man, it's basically first aid. bro we don't got any antivenom bro, like you gotta suck it out. no it's not even that weird bro, you don't even have to swallow, you can totally spit bro just you gotta act fast!

it's like totally recommended by the red cross bro, you can totally trust me. I'm first aid certified. but you can totally swallow if you want aha it's like only a problem in the bloodstream, man. it totally denatures in stomach acid and it's non-toxic, bro. my cum's like crayons bro, it's non-toxic

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re: sex at reader, silly, I call you bro and man a bunch for comedic effect; featuring a secret second cw (Homestuck) 

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