Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

didn't expect the subnautica sequel to have a Plural Moment (tm) but here we are

i wanna fuck the ornithopter from dune (2021) so bad

If you're here from whatever shithole is brigading here then seriously take a good long while and think about why you're so obsessed with queerness. God knows how much time and effort (and your parent's money) you've wasted on like 12 hours of barely targeted harassment against people doing gender in a way you think is icky. We live rent free in your head - why haven't you evicted us? Why care? Are you just so desparate to feel superior to anyone that you'll latch on to whatever minority Ben Shapiro or whoever the fuck tells you to hate until you realize it includes you? Because if we're your minority of choice, well... we hate the things closest to who we are.

Maybe there's a part of yourself you can't make peace with. Maybe you've actively denied it for years, maybe you don't even know about it. But you can never accept that part of yourself so long as your heart is bent on hatred, whether you're too busy your gender or just generally dissatisfied with your life. It will fester and rot like an untreated wound and it will scream near-constantly in the back of your mind. Eventually you will run out of victims and be alone with yourself. And when that day comes...

you'll take your fucking pills like the rest of us, Alice.

#Trans

aren't you supposed to be in school?

due to review score inflation all pieces of media should be scored at 7/10 to ensure objectivity

born too late to fuck around, but just in time to find out

racemic kansas and arkansas implies the existence of eskansas

stop calling it the billionaire space race its the billionaire waste race

just heard the blue origin launch failed its rapid unplanned disassembly i'm gonna need a moment

obviously im no fan of the ussr but they won the space race by every metric except one

- first artificial satellite
- first person in space
- first spacecraft on the moon
-first spacecraft to escape earth
- first extended human habitation in space
- first spacecraft to land on another planet
- theres a lot more

the point here is twofold: first, any american claims to "winning the space race" are pure nationalism; second, don't let billionaire creeps deceive you into thinking that collectivism and progress are mutually exclusive #space

just heard someone say "jesus is like a cheeseburger" at ihop

me at 12:00 today: eh im not much of a football fan but i guess England's playing or something

me now: ENGLAND IS A DISGRACE TO THE FUCKING SPORT. THEY'RE COWARDLY AND DISHONORABLE. Football is GONE. It's not fucking coming home BECAUSE EVERY TIME IT DOES, THE BRITS DRAG ITS NAME THROUGH THE MUD!

anyways denmark should have won (or at least, not lost to a laser pointer)

FUCK LAWNS