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man, yeah, this fucks, this kicks ass you guys, this fucks ass
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bagels are heterosexual donuts
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more like internet relay crap amirite!!
gnu plus gender
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Me: "I work out so I can pick up girls!"
You: "You mean like, getting in shape so women will be more attracted to you?"
Me: "No." *Lifts two cuties up, one on each arm*
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yeah i have a girlfriend. you dont know her though. she goes to a different data center 
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my job on the leftist commune is that i'm the catgirl
holy shit we're #1 on hackernews
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mental health campaigns shitpost
embarrassed enough by the earnest public interventions of people like "the duke and duchess of cambridge" that i have decided to simply stop having depression
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@jess fuck yeah it is. especially a cat furry uwu
being a furry is cool and good
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i don't want MENTAL HEALTH all i want in life is for a WOMAN TO HUG ME SO HARD I DIE
finally watching John Wick!!! what a nice dog i hope it has a long and untragic life
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*austin powers voice* do i make you go nonverbal baby
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I hope that my workplace doesn't catch on to the fact that I call in sick for every full moon. 
poasting my cat on line
that's a real kawaii dick bro
life being fleeting and never certain fills me with an unbearable anxiety
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