mei 🌒& @ckie@pixie.town

@f0x oh, yes, nix took me a while to get used to

@f0x > message.split` `.filter(x=>x!="meow").map(x=>`${x} meo${"w".repeat(x.length)}`)
[
'god meowww',
'functional meowwwwwwwwww',
'programming meowwwwwwwwwww',
'still meowwwww',
'hurts meowwwww',
'my meoww',
'poor meowwww',
'little meowwwwww',
'brain meowwwww',
'so meoww',
'much meowwww'
]

@f0x
> message.split` `.filter(x=>x=="meow").length + " meows"
'2 meows'

@Dee i know. let's hug.

@Dee well it's obviously the amount of 2D gnu-parallel-universe-squares that can fit in a certain amount of centimeter squares

@lyncia what happened to the wiki and when are you buying the black market adhd meds

@asonix hello asonix.dog user i would like to remind you to add a feditips hashtag or cw so my filter can catch this

@Dee Don't you mean (GNU/Centimeter)²

@cap@mstdn.social why should i accept your follow request if you almost never post

@forever@fedi.nullob.si total world population enbification is our union goal!

oh hey, you, yes, you! did you spill some fox?

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social is @nexuscodez@mstdn.social a cat?

whos a good transfem that doesn't nya?

act 93425 requires all evil maid attacks to be performed while wearing a maid uniform

awnyaa

@f0x yeah i opened spotify to scrape the track metadata and now all my spotify user friends will know i'm listening to russian porn magazine

@f0x its so much better @ 1.5x

@f0x retroreflectors!!

@lyncia well, obviously it's in the box

@uniporn @Dee but not a serial processing unit